03/04: Preview: Ipswich Town
Census
The
results of a survey of 27 Ipswich fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 13 |
Playoffs: | 10 |
Top half: | 2 |
Middle: | 2 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
4th (4th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 2nd)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Ipswich - - -
2 (9) Nottm Forest 12 0 12
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3 (-) West Ham 10 3 7
4 (-) Crewe 5 0 5
5 (2) Derby 4 0 4
6 (4) Preston 3 0 3
(8) Reading 3 0 3
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8 (4) Watford 2 0 2
9 (16) Crystal Palace 2 1 1
10 (14) Coventry 1 0 1
(15) Gillingham 1 0 1
(-) Wigan 1 0 1
13 (-) West Brom 2 2 0
14 (12) Stoke 0 0 0
15 (21) Bradford 0 1 -1
(6) Burnley 0 1 -1
(7) Rotherham 0 1 -1
(10) Walsall 0 1 -1
19 (-) Sunderland 2 4 -2
(17) Franchise FC 2 4 -2
21 (23) Millwall 1 7 -6
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22 (21) Sheff Utd 1 14 -13
23 (-) Cardiff 0 15 -15
24 (24) Norwich 0 27 -27
Which Division One
player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (19% votes)
(Last Season: Mart Poom/Nobody)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Andy Marshall (60% votes)
(Last Season: Andy Marshall)
What team should line up on August 9th?
Fabian Wilnis |
Drissa Diallo |
Thomas Gaardsøe |
Matt Richards |
Darren Bent |
Jim Magilton |
Tommy Miller |
Martijn Reuser |
Chris Makin was the next most popular option at Centreback to replace Gaardsøe.
Various nominees received a handfull of votes behind the now departed Sereni, including Ramon Vega, the frightening possibility of which has since been superceded by the recruitment of Kelvin "4-0" Davis
Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
28.0% say Red (2nd least pro-Red)
Club vs Country:
77.8% say Club (10th most pro-Club)
Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (20% of vote)
Other suggestions: Gianluca Vialli, Klaus Barbie, Lars Elstrup, Delia Smith
Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
16.0% say Yes (12th most helpful supporters)
Suggestions include: "I have two offers. 1) Goalkeeper at Ipswich Town FC. Apply to Mr. J. Royle. 2) A job swap with me. I'll get to co-edit BSaD and add it to my CV, and your co-editor will get to spend all day scratching his bollocks in front of the TV. If he gets an offer he doesn't fancy, I might be interested." "Soup tester"
Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock | 10 |
Hannibal | 8 |
BA | 4 |
Face | 4 |
Spelling Test :
50.0% can spell ACCOMMODATION (11th best spellerers)
3.7% bottled out of answering (12th biggest cowards)
3.9% admitted to cheating (21st most openly dishonest)
Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
8.0% confessed to this (17th most Daily Mail supporters)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
73.1% claim to be happy (14th happiest supporters)
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