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03/04: Preview: Ipswich Town
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Ipswich fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:13
Playoffs:10
Top half:2
Middle:2
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (4th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 2nd)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Ipswich		-	-	-
2  (9)	Nottm Forest 	12 	0 	12      
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3  (-)	West Ham 	10 	3 	7 
4  (-)	Crewe 		5 	0 	5 
5  (2)	Derby 		4 	0 	4 
6  (4)	Preston 	3 	0 	3 
   (8)	Reading 	3 	0 	3      
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8  (4)	Watford 	2 	0 	2 
9  (16)	Crystal Palace 	2 	1 	1 
10 (14)	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
   (15)	Gillingham 	1 	0 	1 
   (-)	Wigan 		1 	0 	1 
13 (-)	West Brom 	2 	2 	0
14 (12)	Stoke 		0 	0 	0  
15 (21)	Bradford 	0 	1 	-1 
   (6)	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
   (7)	Rotherham 	0 	1 	-1 
   (10)	Walsall 	0 	1 	-1 
19 (-)	Sunderland 	2 	4 	-2 
   (17)	Franchise FC 	2 	4 	-2 
21 (23)	Millwall 	1 	7 	-6      
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22 (21)	Sheff Utd 	1 	14 	-13 
23 (-)	Cardiff 	0 	15 	-15 
24 (24)	Norwich 	0 	27 	-27

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (19% votes)
(Last Season: Mart Poom/Nobody)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Andy Marshall (60% votes)
(Last Season: Andy Marshall)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Matteo
Sereni
Fabian
Wilnis
Drissa
Diallo
Thomas
Gaardsøe
Matt
Richards
Darren
Bent
Jim
Magilton
Tommy
Miller
Martijn
Reuser
  Pablo
Couñago
Marcus
Bent
 

Chris Makin was the next most popular option at Centreback to replace Gaardsøe.

Various nominees received a handfull of votes behind the now departed Sereni, including Ramon Vega, the frightening possibility of which has since been superceded by the recruitment of Kelvin "4-0" Davis

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
28.0% say Red (2nd least pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
77.8% say Club (10th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (20% of vote)

Other suggestions: Gianluca Vialli, Klaus Barbie, Lars Elstrup, Delia Smith

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
16.0% say Yes (12th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"I have two offers. 1) Goalkeeper at Ipswich Town FC. Apply to Mr. J. Royle. 2) A job swap with me. I'll get to co-edit BSaD and add it to my CV, and your co-editor will get to spend all day scratching his bollocks in front of the TV. If he gets an offer he doesn't fancy, I might be interested."

"Soup tester"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock10
Hannibal8
BA4
Face4

Spelling Test :
50.0% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(11th best spellerers)

3.7% bottled out of answering (12th biggest cowards)
3.9% admitted to cheating (21st most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
8.0% confessed to this (17th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
73.1% claim to be happy (14th happiest supporters)