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03/04: Preview: Gillingham
Census
The results of a survey of 31 Gillingham fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:4
Top half:17
Middle:5
Bottom half:5
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
11th (18th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 12th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Gillingham 	-	-	-
2  (4) 	Nottm Forest 	14 	0 	14     
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3  (-)	West Ham 	13 	1 	12 
4  (-)	Crewe 		8 	2 	6 
5  (2)	Ipswich 	5 	0 	5 
   (-)	West Brom 	5 	0 	5     
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7  (3)	Preston 	2 	0 	2 
   (7)	Watford 	2 	0 	2 
9  (17)	Reading 	2 	1 	1 
10 (7)	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
   (7)	Derby 		1 	0 	1 
   (13)	Rotherham 	1 	0 	1 
13 (12)	Burnley 	1 	1 	0 
   (10)	Norwich 	1 	1 	0 
   (6)	Walsall 	1 	1 	0 
   (-)	Wigan 		1 	1 	0
17 (20)	Bradford 	0 	0 	0
   (-)	Sunderland 	0 	0 	0 
19 (22)	Sheff Utd 	1 	6 	-5 
20 (16)	Crystal Palace 	0 	7 	-7 
21 (14)	Franchise FC 	0 	10 	-10     
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22 (23)	Stoke 		0 	17 	-17
23 (-)	Cardiff 	1 	19 	-18 
24 (23)	Millwall 	0 	26 	-26

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (36% votes)
(Last Season: Sean Gregan)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Tommy Johnson (28% votes)
(Last Season: Roland Edge)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Jason
Brown
Nyron
Nosworthy		 Chris
Hope		 Ian
Cox		 John
Hills
Nicky
Southall		 Andy
Hessenthaler		 Paul
Smith		 Paul
Shaw
  Marlon
King		 Rod
Wallace		  

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
36.7% say Red (13th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
87.0% say Club (5th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (31% of vote)

Other suggestions: Bernard Manning, Brian Clough, Carlton Palmer, Frank Skinner, Lily Savage, Mr.Ben, Rod Hull, Alan Ball, Ces Pod, The Iraqi Information Minister ("We are not bottom of the table, we are in fact top. Who is telling you this rubbish?")

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
20.7% say Yes (4th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Willing to pay someone £5 an hour to do my ironing"

"I'll give him a fiver to wash my car, but it better be a good job mind"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock12
BA9
Hannibal5
Face4

Spelling Test :
61.3% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(Best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
19.4% admitted to cheating (2nd most openly dishonest)
of whom one still got the spelling wrong.

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
12.9% confessed to this (8th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
83.9% claim to be happy (2nd happiest supporters)