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03/04: Preview: Nottingham Forest
Census
The results of a survey of 32 Forest fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:3
Playoffs:22
Top half:7
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
5th (7th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Nottm Forest	-	-	-
2  (2)	Ipswich 	12 	3 	9      
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3  (8)	Reading 	8 	0 	8 
4  (-)	West Ham 	9 	2 	7 
5  (4)	Norwich 	7 	1 	6 
6  (-)	Crewe 		5 	2 	3      
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7  (8)	Rotherham 	3 	0 	3 
   (-)	West Brom 	3 	0 	3 
9  (7)	Watford 	2 	0 	2 
10 (19)	Bradford 	1 	0 	1 
   (12)	Walsall 	1 	0 	1 
12 (15)	Stoke 		2 	2 	0 
   (-)	Sunderland 	2 	2 	0
14 (11)	Preston 	0 	0 	0 
15 (17)	Coventry 	1 	2 	-1 
16 (12)	Gillingham 	0 	1 	-1 
   (-)	Wigan 		0 	1 	-1 
18 (4)	Burnley 	0 	2 	-2 
   (12)	Crystal Palace 	0 	2 	-2 
20 (18)	Franchise FC 	2 	9 	-7 
21 (21)	Millwall 	1 	8 	-7      
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22 (-)	Cardiff 	3 	14 	-11 
23 (20)	Sheff Utd 	0 	12 	-12 
24 (24)	Derby 		0 	30 	-30

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (28% votes)
(Last Season: Sean Gregan/Clinton Morrison)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Eoin Jess (35% votes)
(Last Season: David Johnson (!))

What team should line up on August 9th?

Darren
Ward
Mathieu
Louis-Jean
Des
Walker
Michael
Dawson
Davy
Oyen
Eugen
Bopp
Gareth
Williams
John
Thompson
Andy
Reid
  David
Johnson
Marlon
Harewood
 

Number of syntactically distinct spellings of Mathieu Louis-Jean : 19

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
46.7% say Red (7th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
74.2% say Club (14th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (23% of vote)

Other suggestions: Anne Widdecombe, Billy Smart, Dale Winton, Harry Potter, Juan Laporta, Peter Beagrie, Rory the Tiger, Walt Disney

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
13.3% say Yes (14th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"drummer in bizarre alternative pop band (must be sober)"

"To investigate at Derby County who stole the carpet from the trophy room"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock13
BA7
Face7
Hannibal2

Spelling Test :
53.3% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(7th best spellerers)

9.4% bottled out of answering (3rd biggest cowards)
16.7% admitted to cheating (3rd most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
16.7% confessed to this (4th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
76.7% claim to be happy (10th happiest supporters)