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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
03/04: Preview: Derby County
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Derby fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:1
Playoffs:4
Top half:9
Middle:11
Bottom half:2
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
11th (17th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Derby  		-	-	-
2  (2)	Ipswich 	8 	0 	8    
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3  (5)	Sheff Utd 	8 	3 	5 
4  (-)	West Ham 	7 	3 	4 
5  (3)	Preston 	4 	0 	4 
   (-)	Crewe 		4 	0 	4    
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7  (5)	Norwich 	3 	0 	3
8  (16)	Walsall 	2 	0 	2 
   (-)	Wigan 		2 	0 	2
10 (14)	Crystal Palace 	1 	0 	1 
   (14)	Reading 	1 	0 	1 
   (10)	Watford 	1 	0 	1 
   (-)	West Brom 	1 	0 	1 
14 (9)	Bradford 	0 	0 	0
   (5)	Burnley 	0 	0 	0
   (16)	Gillingham 	0 	0 	0
17 (19)	Franchise FC 	3 	5 	-2 
18 (4)	Coventry 	1 	3 	-2 
19 (5)	Rotherham 	0 	3 	-3 
20 (12)	Stoke 		1 	7 	-6 
21 (22)	Millwall 	0 	7 	-7    
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22 (-)	Cardiff 	0 	8 	-8 
   (-)	Sunderland 	0 	8 	-8 
24 (24)	Nottm Forest 	0 	31 	-31

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (31% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Warren Barton (32% votes)
(Last Season: Daryll Powell)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Andy
Oakes
Warren
Barton		 Dave
Walton		 Pablo
Mills		 Steve
Elliott		 Luciano
Zavagno
Ian
Taylor		 Simo
Valakari		 Adam
Bolder
  Lee
Morris		 Izale
McLeod		  

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
36.0% say Red (15th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
70.4% say Club (19th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (67% of vote)

Other suggestions: Colin Todd, John Gregory, The goat-herd from last year - Brian ?

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
18.5% say Yes (8th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Shoe cleaner"

"Derby County chairman/manager/player"

"Possibly. Watch this space, I may be about to buy a book publishing company and books about Watford FC could feature - any ideas?"

"Interim Kick Receiver. Someone who gets kicked and paid a pittance."

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock9
BA9
Face4
Hannibal4

Spelling Test :
55.6% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(4th best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
3.7% admitted to cheating (2nd least openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
14.8% confessed to this (5th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
59.3% claim to be happy (2nd least happy supporters)