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03/04: Preview: Crewe Alexandra
Census
The results of a survey of 25 Crewe fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:1
Playoffs:0
Top half:0
Middle:7
Bottom half:15
Going dahn:2

Mean prediction:
18th (Least Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1     	Crewe	 	-	-	-
2 	West Ham 	8 	2 	6        
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3 	Nottm Forest 	7 	1 	6 
4 	West Brom 	8 	4 	4 
5 	Reading 	4 	0 	4 
6 	Sunderland 	3 	0 	3        
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7 	Coventry 	2 	0 	2 
  	Derby 		2 	0 	2 
9 	Sheff Utd 	3 	2 	1 
10 	Burnley 	2 	1 	1 
   	Ipswich 	2 	1 	1 
12 	Crystal Palace 	1 	0 	1 
   	Gillingham 	1 	0 	1 
   	Norwich 	1 	0 	1
15 	Preston 	0 	0 	0
   	Watford 	0 	0 	0 
17 	Wigan 		1 	2 	-1 
18 	Rotherham 	1 	3 	-2 
19 	Millwall 	0 	3 	-3 
20 	Walsall 	1 	6 	-5 
21 	Franchise FC 	0 	5 	-5        
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22 	Bradford 	0 	6 	-6 
23 	Cardiff 	0 	15 	-15 
24 	Stoke 		0 	24 	-24 


Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (17% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Ademola Bankole (29% votes)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Clayton
Ince
David
Wright
Stephen
Foster
Richard
Walker
Some new
left back
Ben
Rix
Dave
Brammer
Kenny
Lunt
David
Vaughan
  Dean
Ashton
Steve
Jones
 

Left back would appear to be a problem position for Alex... only David Vaughan and David Wright, overwhleming favourites in their first-choice positions, attracted more than one vote. "Some new bloke" (or the equivalent) attracted significantly more...

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
41.7% say Red (8th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
70.8% say Club (18th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (34% of vote)

Other suggestions: Angus the Monkey, Cynthia Payne, Norman Wisdom

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
20.0% say Yes (7th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Can he put Ductwork up (We've a job in the Harlequin, this month)"

"We're always looking for lads with good strong backs to sweep the terraces and fetch the pies at half time."

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock11
Face7
BA5
Hannibal1

Spelling Test :
56.0% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(2nd best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
12.0% admitted to cheating (6th most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
20.0% confessed to this (2nd most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
76.0% claim to be happy (6th happiest supporters)