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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
03/04: Preview: Burnley
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Burnley fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:2
Playoffs:4
Top half:13
Middle:6
Bottom half:2
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
10th (15th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 7th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Burnley 	-	-	-
2  (-)	Sunderland 	8 	2 	6      
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3  (11)	Nottm Forest 	7 	2 	5 
4  (-)	West Brom 	4 	0 	4 
5  (-)	West Ham 	7 	4 	3 
6  (-)	Crewe 		4 	1 	3      
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7  (9)	Coventry 	2 	1 	1 
   (7)	Rotherham 	2 	1 	1
9  (15)	Crystal Palace  0 	0 	0 
   (9)	Gillingham 	0 	0 	0  
   (5)	Norwich 	0 	0 	0
   (13)	Reading 	0 	0 	0
13 (23)	Bradford 	2 	3 	-1 
   (2)	Ipswich 	2 	3 	-1 
   (4)	Stoke 		2 	3 	-1 
16 (5)	Derby 		1 	2 	-1 
   (15)	Watford 	1 	2 	-1 
18 (11)	Walsall 	0 	2 	-2 
19 (-)	Wigan 		1 	4 	-3 
20 (24)	Millwall 	0 	5 	-5 
21 (-)	Cardiff 	1 	9 	-8      
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22 (18)	Sheff Utd 	1 	10 	-9 
23 (22)	Franchise FC 	0 	9 	-9 
24 (17)	Preston 	1 	15 	-14 

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Jason Roberts / Joe Cole / Michael Brown / David Johnson (each 14% votes)
(Last Season: David Johnson)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Alan Moore / Tony Grant (each 22% votes)
(Last Season: Graham Branch)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Brian
Jensen
Lee
Roche
Graham
Branch
Arthur
Gnohere
Mo
Camara
Glen
Little
Paul
Weller
Richard
Chaplow
Luke
Chadwick
  Robbie
Blake
Gareth
Taylor
 

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
36.0% say Red (14th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
88.5% say Club (4th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (35% of vote)

Other suggestions: Glenn Hoddle, John Ward, Mr.Bean

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
12.0% say Yes (16th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Luton Town's mascot"

"He can mow me garden for ten bob a week"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock9
Hannibal6
BA5
Face4

Spelling Test :
34.6% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(2nd worst spellerers)

3.7% bottled out of answering (11th biggest cowards)
11.5% admitted to cheating (8th most openly dishonest)
of whom 2 still managed to get it wrong...

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
7.7% confessed to this (16th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
68.0% claim to be happy (19th happiest supporters)