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03/04: Preview: Bradford City
Census
The results of a survey of 85 Bradford fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:3
Playoffs:9
Top half:39
Middle:28
Bottom half:6
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
11th (16th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 16th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Bradford	-	-	-
2  (-)	West Ham 	34 	2 	32     
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3  (5)	Nottm Forest 	31 	0 	31 
4  (-)	Wigan 		17 	2 	15 
5  (2)	Ipswich 	9 	2	7 
6  (13)	Sheff Utd 	17 	11 	6     
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7  (-)	Sunderland 	9 	4 	5 
8  (-)	West Brom 	8 	3 	5 
9  (21)	Reading 	7 	2 	5 
10 (-)	Crewe 		12 	8 	4 
11 (12)	Coventry 	3 	1 	2 
12 (10)	Norwich 	1 	0 	1 
13 (5)	Watford 	3 	3 	0 
14 (10)	Preston 	2 	3 	-1 
15 (3)	Derby 		2 	4 	-2 
16 (14)	Crystal Palace 	1 	4 	-3 
   (14)	Gillingham 	1 	4 	-3 
18 (3)	Walsall 	1 	8 	-7 
19 (14)	Stoke 		0 	10 	-10 
20 (23)	Millwall 	1 	14	-13 
21 (19)	Franchise FC 	0 	35 	-35     
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22 (-)	Cardiff 	1 	37 	-36 
23 (22)	Rotherham 	0 	41 	-41 
24 (24)	Burnley 	1 	48 	-47

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (32% votes)
(Last Season: Anyone)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Ashley Ward (41% votes)
(Last Season: Geoffrey Richmond)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Alan
Combe
Simon
Francis
David
Wetherall
Mark
Bower
Lewis
Emanuel
Andy
Gray
Peter
Atherton
Tom
Kearney
Robert
Wolleaston
  Luke
Cornwall
Dean
Windass
 

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
34.2% say Red (17th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
65.1% say Club (3rd least pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (42% of vote)

Other suggestions: Bernie Clifton, Bryan Robson (no- that's cruel - ed), Fred Flintstone, Jim Jefferies, Lee Power, Lorraine Chase, Michael Barrymore, Nicholas Witchell, Nick Owen, Ossie Ardiles, Ron Jeremie, Will Young

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
22.2% say Yes (3rd most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Geoffrey Richmond's food tester - long hours involved for a extremely highly paid contract"

"Centre Forward. Must be over 6ft. Slower than your gran. Be extremly prone to injury. Contribute up to and including, but no more than a maximum of 4 goals a season and Have the ability to give away 20+ free kicks per game. Basic wage 18,000per week. If intrested apply in writing to 'The I want to be Ashley Ward, school of football Bradford City AFC. Valley Parade. Bradford"

"I am setting up a web company and if he brings clients, he can be in"

"He/she can relocate to Bradford and take over my dire job so I can spend my days trawling the internet in search of football surveys like these."

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock28
BA21
Hannibal18
Face14

Spelling Test :
52.4% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(9th best spellerers)

4.7% bottled out of answering (10th biggest cowards)
11.0% admitted to cheating (9th most openly dishonest)
of whom 3 still managed to get it wrong...

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
8.5% confessed to this (15th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
73.8% claim to be happy (10th happiest supporters)