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02/03: Preview: Wolverhampton Wanderers
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Wolves fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 18
Playoffs: 5
Top half: 2
Middle: 0
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
2nd (2nd most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 3rd)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Wolves		-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		13	0	13
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3  (3)	Preston		5	0	5
4  (-)	Derby		5	1	4
5  (11)	Walsall		8	6	2
6  (19)	Nottm Forest	2	0	2
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7  (10)	Norwich		2	2	0
8  (14)	Portsmouth	1	1	0
   (6)	Watford		1	1	0
10 (2)	Burnley		1	2	-1
   (4)	Sheffield Weds	1	2	-1
12 (14)	Gillingham	0	1	-1
   (-)	Reading		0	1	-1
   (13)	Rotherham	0	1	-1
   (17)	Sheffield Utd	0	1	-1
16 (-)	Wimblestein	1	3	-2
17 (-)	Leicester	3	6	-3
18 (22)	Coventry	1	4	-3
19 (7)	Bradford City	0	3	-3
   (20)	Crystal Palace	0	3	-3
21 (-)	Brighton	2	6	-4
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22 (21)	Grimsby		1	8	-7
23 (-)	Stoke City	2	11	-9
24 (16)	Millwall	1	18	-17

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
David Thompson (25% votes)
(Last Season: Jon Macken)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Nathan Blake (22% votes)
(Last Season: Robert Taylor)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Vince BARTRAM
2 - Kevin ASHLEY
3 - Dennis PIERCE
4 - Campbell CHAPMAN
5 - Rob HINDMARCH
6 - Paul STANCLIFFE
7 - Tony DALEY (Capt)
8 - Ray HANKIN
9 - Robert TAYLOR
10- Jens DOWE
11- Mohamed CAMARA

Nominated Hornets: Tony Daley (8 vote), Guy Whittingham (1 vote), David Barnes (1 vote), Martin Patching (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
29.9 (18th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 17
ITV 0
Other 6
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison / Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (25% of those who expressed a preference)

The Wolvesest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (6 votes)

Other suggestions: Robbie Keane, Jon Dahl Tomasson, Hernan Crespo, Pele

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Boring / Quaint / Underachieving (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Sleeping, Folksy, Troubled, Inoffensive, Flowery, Piss-poor

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 6
Milk, one Sugar 5
None 5
Coffee 3
Milk, too much sugar 2
Black 2
As it comes 1
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Gary Megson (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Eminem, Gary Newbon, Garth Crooks, Ian Brady, "I can't stand that idiot Sepp Blatter but I wouldn't waste a bullet on him"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
76% say NO (10th most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
32% worldly-wise (19th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
32% say YES to cake (2nd least in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
72% approve of Custard (9th highest approval rating).