02/03: Preview: Stoke City
Census
The
results of a survey of 53 City fansPredictions
Where will you finish?
Straight up: 2
Playoffs: 6
Top half: 30
Middle: 14
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0
Mean prediction:
9th (14th most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : NA)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Stoke City - - -
2 Ipswich 18 0 18
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3 Preston 7 1 6
4 Watford 6 0 6
5 Coventry 8 3 5
6 Norwich 4 0 4
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7 Burnley 5 2 3
8 Derby 11 9 2
9 Sheffield Utd 3 1 2
10 Leicester 6 5 1
11 Sheffield Weds 3 2 1
12 Nottm Forest 2 2 0
Portsmouth 2 2 0
14 Grimsby 4 5 -1
15 Crystal Palace 2 3 -1
16 Reading 6 8 -2
17 Rotherham 2 6 -4
18 Bradford City 0 5 -5
19 Wimblestein 1 7 -6
20 Wolves 9 17 -8
21 Millwall 2 11 -9
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22 Brighton 4 17 -13
23 Walsall 0 24 -24
24 Gillingham 0 29 -29
Players
Which Division One
player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (18% votes)
(Last Season: NA)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Bjarni Gudjonsson (24% votes)
(Last Season: NA)
What is the club's
all-time worst eleven?
1 - Gordon MARSHALL
2 - Ally PICKERING
3 - Kofi NYAMAH
4 - Graham KAVANAGH
5 - Nicky MOHAN
6 - Steven TWEED
7 - Bjarni GUDJONSSON
8 - Kyle LIGHTBOURNE
9 - Keith SCOTT (Capt)
10- David ROWSON
11- Gerry McMAHON
Nominated Hornets: Keith Scott (20 votes), Dave Bamber (5 votes), Allan Smart (1 vote)
The World Cup
Mean World Cup Games Watched:
35.7 (9th highest number of early mornings)
World Cup Final Channel:
BBC |
45 |
ITV |
0 |
Other |
4 |
Didn't Watch |
0 |
Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Clive Allen (28% of those who expressed a preference)
The Stokest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (12 votes) - "injury prone striker - fits the bill perfectly". - also nominated as "Ron Aldo from Longton"
Other suggestions: Miroslav Klose, Turkey's Mansiz - "so we could pick up a lucrative Kleenex sponsorship!" (?)
Other stuff
The Watford Adjective :
Yellow (5 votes).
Other suggestions: Complicated, Foreign, Banana, Southern, Weird
How Do you take your Tea:
Milk, one Sugar |
16 |
Milk no Sugar |
13 |
Milk, too much sugar |
8 |
Coffee |
6 |
Black |
3 |
None |
2 |
As it comes |
1 |
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea |
0 |
You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Osama Bin Laden (5 votes).
Other suggestions: Graham Kavanagh, Peter Coates, the singer from Travis, the woman from the Somerfield adverts, Sam Hammam, Rob Styles (twice), plus an offer to do Ramon Vega for £10,000, possibly a few months too late.
Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
69% say NO (15th most prudent supporters)
Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
35% worldly-wise (18th most widely travelled)
Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
43% say YES to cake (16th most in favour)
Custard. Good or Bad ?
76% approve of Custard (5th highest approval rating).
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