Soundbites (from assorted Census correspondents)
"Sheff Weds are a massive club"
"That worst 11 is too hard to answer. Too many options"
"I HATE SHEEF UTD.
THEIR NICKNAME IN SHEFFIELD IS "THE PIGS"
THIS IS BECAUSE IN THE EARLY 50S OWLS FANS REFUSED TO EAT STREAKY BACON CLAIMING THAT THE STREAKS WERE THE RED AND WHITE STRIPES OF THE SHEFF UTD SHIRT"
"Wednesday are on there way back and season after next will win promotion to the Premiership."
"We'll be back!"
"Gilles De Bilde is a lazy little prick with no pride whatsoever, who never gave a shit about anything other than when he got paid. Tosser"
"Sheffield United fans should be pittied, yet at the same time, reviled and ridiculed!"
"chrissy waddle is a god. :]"