How did they do?
Once again fumbled around with relegation, once again took a break from apparent ineptitude to inflict a body-blow to our own form.

How will they do?
Have jettisoned a lot of deadwood and made some useful looking signings, particularly in attacking positions. Should survive a lot more comfortably this time; possibly a top half finish.

Sheffield Wednesday on Big Brother...?
Struggle to adopt to the environment; having failed to bond with any of the housemates, spend most of their time in the diary room in self-pitying monologue. Big Brother eventually orchestrate an eviction by filling the evening shows with shots of Wednesday sitting in the communal areas looking morose.