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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Sheffield Wednesday
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Owls fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 1
Playoffs: 4
Top half: 8
Middle: 14
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
11th (17th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Sheffield Weds	-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		8	1	7
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3  (-)	Brighton	7	2	5
4  (5)	Norwich		5	0	5
5  (8)	Nottm Forest	4	1	3
6  (-)	Derby		4	2	2
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7  (-)	Leicester	2	0	2
   (15)	Portsmouth	2	0	2
   (2)	Preston		2	0	2
10 (-)	Wimblestein	3	2	1
11 (-)	Reading		2	1	1
12 (10)	Burnley		1	0	1
   (18)	Coventry	1	0	1
   (20)	Crystal Palace	1	0	1
   (7)	Watford		1	0	1
16 (19)	Millwall	3	3	0
17 (3)	Wolves		2	2	0
18 (-)	Stoke City	1	1	0
19 (11)	Grimsby		0	3	-3
20 (17)	Walsall		0	4	-4
21 (12)	Gillingham	0	5	-5
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22 (21)	Bradford City	0	6	-6
23 (22)	Rotherham	1	14	-13
24 (24)	Sheffield Utd	0	34	-34

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Malcom Christie / Clinton Morrison (each 12% votes)
(Last Season: Lee Hughes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Ashley Westwood (58% votes)
(Last Season: Ashley Westwood)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Chris WOODS
2 - Patrick BLONDEAU
3 - Wilf ROSTRON (!)
4 - Klass INGESSON
5 - Ashley WESTWOOD
6 - Larry MAY
7 - Andy SINTON
8 - Andy BOOTH
9 - Colin WEST (Capt)
10- Adem PORIC
11- Petter RUDI

Nominated Hornets: Colin West (11 votes), Patrick Blondeau (6 votes), Wilf Rostron (2 votes), Nigel Jemson (2 votes), Guy Whittingham (2 votes)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
36.5 (6th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 21
ITV 0
Other 3
Didn't Watch 1

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Andy Townsend (33% of those who expressed a preference)

The Wednesdayest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (4 votes)

Other suggestions: Owen Hargreaves, Park Ji Sung, Agustin Delgado, Niclas Alexandersson, Any German, Hugh Dallas

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Irrelevant (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Desperate, Barrier, Cheesy, Hmmmmmmmmm, Drunk

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 14
Milk, too much sugar 9
Milk, one Sugar 2
Coffee 1
None 0
Black 0
As it comes 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Neil Warnock (7 votes).

Other suggestions: Dave Richards, Ashley Westwood, Gail Porter, Andy Linighan, Alex Ferguson in 1990 - "to give everyone else a chance", "My Best Mate who ran off with my Wife"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
56% say NO (4th least prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
41% worldly-wise (15th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
52% say YES to cake (7th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
74% approve of Custard (6th highest approval rating).