02/03: Preview: Sheffield United
Census
The
results of a survey of 16 Blades fansPredictions
Where will you finish?
Straight up: 1
Playoffs: 5
Top half: 5
Middle: 4
Bottom half: 10
Going dahn: 0
Mean prediction:
9th (13th least confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 6th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Sheffield Utd - - -
2 (-) Derby 7 0 7
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3 (-) Brighton 4 0 4
4 (2) Rotherham 6 3 3
5 (-) Ipswich 3 1 2
6 (-) Leicester 2 0 2
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7 (14) Grimsby 2 1 1
8 (8) Preston 1 0 1
9 (16) Wolves 3 3 0
10 (8) Coventry 1 1 0
(15) Millwall 1 1 0
(7) Norwich 1 1 0
13 (18) Portsmouth 0 0 0
(-) Stoke City 0 0 0
15 (5) Walsall 1 2 -1
16 (20) Gillingham 0 1 -1
(12) Watford 0 1 -1
(-) Wimblestein 0 1 -1
19 (21) Crystal Palace 0 2 -2
(22) Nottm Forest 0 2 -2
(-) Reading 0 2 -2
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22 (6) Bradford City 0 3 -3
(10) Burnley 0 3 -3
24 (24) Sheffield Weds 0 20 -20
Players
Which Division One
player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (14% votes)
(Last Season: Tommy Mooney)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Chairman Neil Warnock (61% votes)
(Last Season: The Board)
What is the club's
all-time worst eleven?
1 - Graham BENSTEAD (Capt)
2 - Chris WILDER
3 - Gus UHLENBEEK
4 - Ian HAMILTON
5 - Keith CURLE
6 - Steve BRUCE
7 - Paul SIMPSON
8 - Gareth TAYLOR
9 - Laurent D'JAFFO
10- Jonathon HUNT
11- Peter NDLOVU
Nominated Hornets: Mark Morris (1 vote), Martin Kuhl (1 vote), Cliff Powell (1 vote), Willie Falconer (1 vote)
The World Cup
Mean World Cup Games Watched:
40.1 (Highest number of early mornings)
World Cup Final Channel:
BBC |
11 |
ITV |
1 |
Other |
2 |
Didn't Watch |
1 |
Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison (25% of those who expressed a preference)
The Sheffieldunitedest World Cup Star :
Patrick Suffo (3 votes)
Other suggestions: Raymond Kalla, Dietmar Hamann, Lee Yong Pyo, Richard Morales - "of Uruguay and ridiculous miss fame", "Anyone caught paying bribes - or somebody old and shit - is Roger Milla still alive?"
Other stuff
The Watford Adjective :
Inoffensive (2 votes).
Other suggestions: Where?, Uninspiring, Gravel, Pennyless, Brian Tindle
How Do you take your Tea:
Milk no Sugar |
7 |
Milk, one Sugar |
3 |
Coffee |
2 |
Milk, too much sugar |
2 |
None |
1 |
As it comes |
1 |
Black |
0 |
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea |
0 |
You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Ron Atkinson (2 votes).
Other suggestions: Hans Segers, Neil Warnock, Paul Gascoigne, Myself - "by accident", James Bond - "Odd that most of the world,s super-villains have,nt tried this straight-forward method", The Sheffield Wednesday squad - "Just line them up and fire down the line. Theres nowt in their heads so the bullet should travel through them all quite easily"
Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
50% say NO (3rd least prudent supporters)
Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
27% worldly-wise (3rd least widely travelled)
Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
50% say YES to cake (8th most in favour)
Custard. Good or Bad ?
88% approve of Custard (Highest approval rating).
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