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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Sheffield United
Census
The results of a survey of 16 Blades fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 1
Playoffs: 5
Top half: 5
Middle: 4
Bottom half: 10
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
9th (13th least confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 6th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Sheffield Utd	-	-	-
2  (-)	Derby		7	0	7
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3  (-)	Brighton	4	0	4
4  (2)	Rotherham	6	3	3
5  (-)	Ipswich		3	1	2
6  (-)	Leicester	2	0	2
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7  (14)	Grimsby		2	1	1
8  (8)	Preston		1	0	1
9  (16)	Wolves		3	3	0
10 (8)	Coventry	1	1	0
   (15)	Millwall	1	1	0
   (7)	Norwich		1	1	0
13 (18)	Portsmouth	0	0	0
   (-)	Stoke City	0	0	0
15 (5)	Walsall		1	2	-1
16 (20)	Gillingham	0	1	-1
   (12)	Watford		0	1	-1
   (-)	Wimblestein	0	1	-1
19 (21)	Crystal Palace	0	2	-2
   (22)	Nottm Forest	0	2	-2
   (-)	Reading		0	2	-2
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22 (6)	Bradford City	0	3	-3
   (10)	Burnley		0	3	-3
24 (24)	Sheffield Weds	0	20	-20		

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (14% votes)
(Last Season: Tommy Mooney)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Chairman Neil Warnock (61% votes)
(Last Season: The Board)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Graham BENSTEAD (Capt)
2 - Chris WILDER
3 - Gus UHLENBEEK
4 - Ian HAMILTON
5 - Keith CURLE
6 - Steve BRUCE
7 - Paul SIMPSON
8 - Gareth TAYLOR
9 - Laurent D'JAFFO
10- Jonathon HUNT
11- Peter NDLOVU

Nominated Hornets: Mark Morris (1 vote), Martin Kuhl (1 vote), Cliff Powell (1 vote), Willie Falconer (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
40.1 (Highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 11
ITV 1
Other 2
Didn't Watch 1

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison (25% of those who expressed a preference)

The Sheffieldunitedest World Cup Star :
Patrick Suffo (3 votes)

Other suggestions: Raymond Kalla, Dietmar Hamann, Lee Yong Pyo, Richard Morales - "of Uruguay and ridiculous miss fame", "Anyone caught paying bribes - or somebody old and shit - is Roger Milla still alive?"

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Inoffensive (2 votes).

Other suggestions: Where?, Uninspiring, Gravel, Pennyless, Brian Tindle

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 7
Milk, one Sugar 3
Coffee 2
Milk, too much sugar 2
None 1
As it comes 1
Black 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Ron Atkinson (2 votes).

Other suggestions: Hans Segers, Neil Warnock, Paul Gascoigne, Myself - "by accident", James Bond - "Odd that most of the world,s super-villains have,nt tried this straight-forward method", The Sheffield Wednesday squad - "Just line them up and fire down the line. Theres nowt in their heads so the bullet should travel through them all quite easily"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
50% say NO (3rd least prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
27% worldly-wise (3rd least widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
50% say YES to cake (8th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
88% approve of Custard (Highest approval rating).