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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Reading
Census
The results of a survey of 25 Royals fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 0
Playoffs: 3
Top half: 9
Middle: 14
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
11th (18th most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : NA)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1	Reading		-	-	-
2	Ipswich		12	0	12
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3	Norwich		6	0	6
4	Wolves		8	3	5
5	Derby		5	2	3
6	Leicester	3	1	2
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7	Crystal Palace	2	0	2
8	Coventry	2	1	1
 	Nottm Forest	2	1	1
10	Stoke City	2	1	1
11	Preston		1	0	1
  	Watford		1	0	1
13	Burnley		0	0	0
  	Gillingham	0	0	0
  	Sheffield Utd	0	0	0
16	Wimblestein	1	3	-2
17	Sheffield Weds	0	2	-2
18	Portsmouth	1	5	-4
19	Grimsby		0	4	-4
20	Millwall	2	7	-5
21	Rotherham	1	7	-6
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22	Walsall		2	11	-9
23	Bradford City	0	11	-11
24	Brighton	1	19	-18

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (19% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Phil Whitehead / John Salako (each 15% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Simon SHEPPARD (Capt)
2 - Irvin GERNON
3 - Paul BODIN
4 - Mark REILLY
5 - Elroy KROMHEER
6 - Barry HUNTER
7 - Michael MEAKER
8 - Paul BRAYSON
9 - Keith SCOTT
10- Sean EVERS
11- Mass SARR

Nominated Hornets: Simon Sheppard (12 votes), Keith Scott (6 votes), Darren Caskey (1 vote), Steve Morrow (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
32.3 (15th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 20
ITV 0
Other 3
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Andy Townsend / Barry Venison (each 25% of those who expressed a preference)

The Readingest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (6 votes)

Other suggestions: Henri Camara, Lee Chun Soo, Pierluigi Collina

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Average (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Magnificent (!), Unstable, Witless, Part of London, Allotment, "OK, thought of one !"

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk, one Sugar 8
Milk no Sugar 7
None 3
Milk, too much sugar 3
Coffee 2
Black 1
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Mark McGhee (4 votes).

Other suggestions: Tommy Burns, Franz Beckenbauer, Gary Glitter, Clive Tyldesley, Jan Aage Fjortoft

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
92% say NO (Most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
63% worldly-wise (6th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
42% say YES to cake (18th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
56% approve of Custard (2nd lowest approval rating).