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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Portsmouth
Census
The results of a survey of 21 Pompey fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 3
Playoffs: 9
Top half: 8
Middle: 1
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
6th (9th most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Portsmouth	-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		15	0	15
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3  (16)	Wolves		8	1	7
4  (-)	Leicester	3	0	3
5  (-)	Derby		2	0	2
6  (3)	Coventry	1	0	1
   (8)	Norwich		1	0	1
   (2)	Preston		1	0	1
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9  (15)	Sheffield Weds	1	1	0
10 (13)	Gillingham	0	0	0
   (6)	Nottm Forest	0	0	0
12 (13)	Burnley		0	1	-1
   (8)	Watford		0	1	-1
14 (-)	Reading		1	4	-3
15 (-)	Stoke City	0	3	-3
   (21)	Walsall		0	3	-3
17 (-)	Brighton	3	7	-4
18 (4)	Bradford City	0	4	-4
19 (24)	Grimsby		1	6	-5
20 (22)	Crystal Palace	0	5	-5
   (7)	Sheffield Utd	0	5	-5
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22 (19)	Millwall	1	7	-6
23 (16)	Rotherham	1	8	-7
24 (-)	Wimblestein	0	7	-7

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Shaun Goater (33% votes)
(Last Season: Barry Hayles)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Kevin Harper / Carl Tiler (each 15% votes)
(Last Season: Martin Murphy)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Yoshi KAWAGUCHI
2 - Matt ROBINSON
3 - Jamie VINCENT
4 - Mark SUMMERBELL
5 - Carl TILER
6 - Colin BLANT
7 - Steve WIGLEY
8 - Lee MILLS
9 - Ian BAIRD (Capt)
10- Jimmy CARTER
11- Andy TURNER

Nominated Hornets: Jimmy Gilligan (3 votes)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
36.6 (5th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 20
ITV 1
Other 0
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison / Terry Venables (each 28% of those who expressed a preference)

The Portsmouthest World Cup Star :
Robert Prosinecki (7 votes)

Other suggestions: Ronaldo, Romario, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Yellow (4 votes).

Other suggestions: Skint, Boring, Dull, Flagrant, Nothing, Northeners

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 7
Milk, one Sugar 6
Milk, too much sugar 3
None 3
Black 1
Coffee 0
As it comes 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Matt Le Tissier / "A scummer" (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Gareth Gates, Nicolas Anelka, Matt Rowson, "Whoever is trying to kill me", "The person responsible for automated telecom answering machines at all Utilities (Gas, Electric, etc...)"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
81% say NO (6th most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
90% worldly-wise (Most widely travelled. Or is there a flaw in this metric ?)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
62% say YES to cake (2nd most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
76% approve of Custard (4th highest approval rating).