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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Preston North End
Census
The results of a survey of 21 Lilywhites fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 7
Playoffs: 11
Top half: 3
Middle: 0
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
4th (5th most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 3rd)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (-)	Preston		-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		9	0	9
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3  (11)	Norwich		4	0	4
4  (-)	Derby		4	1	3
5  (8)	Bradford City	5	3	2
6  (18)	Grimsby		2	0	2
   (5)	Rotherham	2	0	2
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8  (8)	Coventry	1	0	1
   (13)	Crystal Palace	1	0	1
   (4) 	Sheffield Weds	1	0	1
11 (7)	Wolves		4	4	0
12 (-)	Brighton	1	1	0
   (20)	Walsall		1	1	0
   (6)	Watford		1	1	0
   (-)	Wimblestein	1	1	0
16 (-)	Leicester	0	0	0
17 (12)	Portsmouth	0	2	-2
   (13)	Sheffield Utd	0	2	-2
   (-)	Stoke City	0	2	-2
20 (17)	Nottm Forest	1	4	-3
21 (21)	Millwall	0	7	-7
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22 (19)	Gillingham	2	10	-8
23 (-)	Reading		0	8	-8
24 (23)	Burnley		2	16	-14

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Danny Coyne (24% votes)
(Last Season: Stan Laziridis / Chris Bart-Williams)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Colin Murdock (53% votes)
(Last Season: Bjarki Gunnlaugsson)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Barry SIDDALL (Capt)
2 - Andy FENSOME
3 - Jim BRANNIGAN
4 - Simon DAVEY
5 - Colin MURDOCK
6 - Tommy BOOTH
7 - Andy GRAY
8 - Mark SALE
9 - Vernon ALLOTT
10- David MILLER
11- Robbie COOPER

Nominated Hornets: None

PNE Fans seemed particularly loathe to discuss their worst ever outings; as such the line-up above is anything but conclusive, with a number of players elected in on a single vote...

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
25.7 (2nd lowest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 16
ITV 0
Other 1
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Clive Allen / Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink / Andy Townsend (each 21% of those who expressed a preference)

The Prestonest World Cup Star :
Brian McBride (3 votes)

Other suggestions: Ilhan Mansiz, Joe Cole, Eddie Lewis, David Beckham

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Average / Underachievers (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Iffy, Rainy, Declining, Bees, Winsome, Nasty

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 10
Milk, one Sugar 5
Milk, too much sugar 2
None 1
Coffee 1
Black 0
As it comes 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
The Heads of Carlton & Granada (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Barry Knight, Jack Straw, Stan Ternent, Donald Rumsfeld, Diego Maradona, Andy Goram, JFK

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
42% say NO (Least prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
42% worldly-wise (12th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
37% say YES to cake (3rd least in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
63% approve of Custard (18th highest approval rating).