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02/03: Preview: Norwich City
Census
The results of a survey of 28 Canaries fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 9
Playoffs: 15
Top half: 3
Middle: 0
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
4th (4th most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Norwich		-	-	-
2  (-) 	Brighton	8	1	7
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3  (-)	Derby		6	1	5
4  (11)	Nottm Forest	5	0	5
   (4)	Preston		5	0	5
6  (4)	Sheffield Utd	3	0	3
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7  (19)	Walsall		3	1	2
   (-)	Leicester	3	1	2
9  (13)	Burnley		2	0	2
   (16)	Portsmouth	2	0	2
10 (17)	Coventry	3	2	1
12 (-)	Stoke City	2	1	1
13 (3)	Gillingham	1	1	0
   (-)	Reading		1	1	0
   (2)	Watford		1	1	0
16 (18)	Crystal Palace	2	3	-1
17 (12)	Sheffield Weds	0	1	-1
18 (22)	Grimsby		0	2	-2
19 (15)	Rotherham	1	4	-3
20 (4)	Bradford City	0	5	-5
   (-)	Wimblestein	0	5	-5
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22 (23)	Millwall	0	7	-7
23 (24)	Wolves		3	13	-10
24 (-)	Ipswich		1	34	-33

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (25% votes)
(Last Season: Mark Rivers)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Daryl Sutch (43% votes)
(Last Season: Daryl Sutch)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Simon TRACEY
2 - Daryl SUTCH
3 - Fernando DERVELD (Capt)
4 - Shaun CAREY
5 - Steve WALSH
6 - Willie YOUNG
7 - Adrian FORBES
8 - Robert ROSARIO
9 - Dean CONEY
10- Mike MILLIGAN
11- Raymond DE WAARD

Nominated Hornets: Clint Easton (1 vote), Keith Scott (1 vote), Trevor Putney (1 vote), Tim Sherwood (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
27.2 (4th lowest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 23
ITV 0
Other 3
Didn't Watch 1

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Andy Townsend (26% of those who expressed a preference)

The Norwichest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (7 votes) - "already plays in yellow and green"

Other suggestions: Danny Mills, Rustu Recber, Papa Bouba Diop (which seems to be an in-joke...)

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Rubbish (2 votes).

Other suggestions: Stuck, Horrible, Misguided, Antiestablishment, Posh, Concrete

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 8
None 6
Milk, one Sugar 5
Coffee 4
Milk, too much sugar 2
Black 1
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 1
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
George Burley / Robert Chase(each 3 votes).

Other suggestions: Alan Brazil, Kevin Muscat, Ronnie Barker, Andy Marshall, Jamie Oliver, the Ipswich White Horse

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
78% say NO (9th most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
44% worldly-wise (10th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
44% say YES to cake (14th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
59% approve of Custard (4th lowest approval rating).