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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Millwall
Census
The results of a survey of 30 Lions fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 10
Playoffs: 9
Top half: 7
Middle: 4
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
6th (8th most confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 9th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like? (Last Season's position in brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE  
1  (1)	Millwall	-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		12	1	11
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3  (14)	Norwich		5	0	5
   (4)	Nottm Forest	5	0	5
5  (2)	Rotherham	5	2	3
6  (-)	Derby		3	0	3
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7  (-)	Brighton	5	3	2
8  (14)	Burnley		3	1	2
9  (-)	Leicester	2	0	2
10 (4)	Coventry	3	2	1
11 (8)	Sheffield Utd	0	0	0
12 (20)	Grimsby		4	5	-1
13 (8)	Portsmouth	3	4	-1
14 (3)	Preston		1	2	-1
   (14)	Watford		1	2	-1
16 (8)	Wolves		4	6	-2
17 (13)	Sheffield Weds	1	3	-2
18 (-)	Reading		1	4	-3
19 (19)	Walsall		0	3	-3
20 (14)	Bradford City	1	5	-4
21 (-)	Stoke City	0	4	-4
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22 (-)	Wimblestein	0	8	-8
23 (21)	Gillingham	1	13	-12
24 (24)	Crystal Palace	0	27	-27
			

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora / Sean Gregan (each 12% votes)
(Last Season: Mustapha Hadji)

Who is the club's weakest link?
The hooligan element (21% votes)
(Last Season: David Tuttle / Dave Livermore)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Pat CUFF
2 - Ricky NEWMAN
3 - Nicky COLEMAN
4 - Bobby BOWRY (Capt)
5 - Tony McCARTHY
6 - Damien WEBBER
7 - Jason DAIR
8 - Uwe FUCHS
9 - Paul WILKINSON
10- Dave SINCLAIR
11- Lee LUSCUMBE

Nominated Hornets: Paul Wilkinson (6 votes), David Byrne (3 votes), Gerard Lavin (1 vote), Andrew Iga (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
24.3 (Least number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 23
ITV 0
Other 1
Didn't Watch 1

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison (36% of those who expressed a preference)

The Millwallest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo / David Beckham ("a big disappointment") / Rio Ferdinand / Ronaldinho / Michael Owen (each 2 votes)

Other suggestions: Shinji Ono, Nicky Butt, "the nutter from Denmark"

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Boring / Underachieving (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Skint, Degenerate, Allotments, Comatose, Wholesome, Schizophrenic, Disheartened

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 11
Milk, too much sugar 8
Milk, one Sugar 5
None 2
Coffee 1
As it comes 1
Black 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
One of the rioters from the play-off final (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Jeremy Clarkson, Colonel Gadaffi, Chris Evans, Ariel Sharon, Ken Livingstone, "Joe Royle and Kevin keegan with a big gun"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
79% say NO (7th most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
59% worldly-wise (7th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
48% say YES to cake (9th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
59% approve of Custard (3rd lowest approval rating).