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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Ipswich Town
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Town fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 22
Playoffs: 4
Top half: 1
Middle: 0
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
2nd (Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : NA)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1	Ipswich		-	-	-
2	Derby		9	0	9
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3	Brighton	7	2	5
4	Preston		4	0	4
 	Watford		4	0	4
6	Burnley		3	0	3
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7	Rotherham	4	2	2
8	Reading		3	1	2
9	Nottm Forest	2	0	2
10	Leicester	2	2	0
  	Walsall		2	2	0
12	Portsmouth	1	1	0
  	Stoke City	1	1	0
14	Coventry	0	0	0
15	Gillingham	1	2	-1
16	Crystal Palace	0	1	-1
17	Wimblestein	2	4	-2
18	Grimsby		0	2	-2
19	Wolves		3	6	-3
20	Sheffield Weds	1	5	-4
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21	Bradford City	0	5	-5
  	Sheffield Utd	0	5	-5
23	Millwall	2	10	-8
24	Norwich		1	26	-25

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Mart Poom / None (each 23% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Andy Marshall (33% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Andy MARSHALL
2 - John KENNEDY
3 - Graham HARBEY (Capt)
4 - Geraint WILLIAMS
5 - Manuel THETIS
6 - Chris O'DONNELL
7 - Finidi GEORGE
8 - Richard NAYLOR
9 - Mich D'AVRAY
10- Glen PENNYFATHER
11- Jamie CLAPHAM

Nominated Hornets: Stuart Slater (4 votes), Trevor Putney (2 votes), Steve Palmer (2 votes)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
32.3 (14th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 23
ITV 0
Other 1
Didn't Watch 2

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Andy Townsend (38% of those who expressed a preference)

The Ipswichest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (7 votes)

Other suggestions: Matt Holland (who can perhaps feel a bit hard done by), Cafu, and "anyone from Korea, playing the beautiful game"

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Yellow (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Tayloresque, Quixotic, Longball, Laughable, Overbudgeted

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk, one Sugar 8
Milk no Sugar 6
Coffee 6
None 3
Black 1
Milk, too much sugar 1
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 1
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Delia Smith (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Robert Fleck, Matt Holland's agent, Gerry Adams, and me "for asking a stupid question".

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
85% say NO (3rd most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
37% worldly-wise (16th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
56% say YES to cake (5th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
74% approve of Custard (6th highest rating).