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02/03: Preview: Nottingham Forest
Census
The results of a survey of 29 Forest fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 0
Playoffs: 7
Top half: 13
Middle: 6
Bottom half: 3
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
10th (15th most confident fans)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 7th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Nottm Forest	-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		11	0	11
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3  (-)	Brighton	10	0	10
4  (5)	Norwich		4	0	4
   (10)	Burnley		4	0	4
6  (17)	Grimsby		4	1	3
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7  (10)	Watford		3	0	3
8  (-)	Reading		2	0	2
   (6)	Rotherham	2	0	2
10 (20)	Sheffield Weds	4	3	1
11 (15)	Preston		2	1	1
12 (18)	Crystal Palace	1	0	1
   (16)	Gillingham	1	0	1
   (7)	Walsall		1	0	1
15 (-)	Stoke City	2	2	0
16 (19)	Portsmouth	0	0	0 
17 (3)	Coventry	0	1	-1
18 (-)	Wimblestein	1	3	-2
19 (13)	Bradford City	0	2	-2
20 (13)	Sheffield Utd	0	3	-3
21 (22)	Millwall	2	7	-5
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22 (24)	Wolves		1	13	-12
23 (-)	Leicester	1	21	-20
24 (-)	Derby		0	26	-26

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Clinton Morrison / Sean Gregan (each 12% votes)
(Last Season: Stuart Pearce)

Who is the club's weakest link?
David Johnson (32% votes)
(Last Season: Gary Jones)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Marco PASCOLO
2 - Gary CHARLES
3 - Brett WILLIAMS
4 - Gary JONES
5 - Nikola JERKAN
6 - Colin CALDERWOOD
7 - Gianluca PETRACHI
8 - Robert ROSARIO
9 - Andrea SILENZI (Capt)
10- Carlton PALMER
11- Brian RICE

Nominated Hornets: Glyn Hodges (5 vote), Neil Shipperley (5 votes), Jason Lee (4 votes), Carlton Palmer (4 votes), Des Lyttle (3 votes), Craig Armstrong (1 vote), Colin Foster (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
38.9 (3rd highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 23
ITV 0
Other 3
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Andy Townsend (33% of those who expressed a preference)

The Forestest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (5 votes)

Other suggestions: Khamis Al-Dossari, Denilson, Des Walker, Roy Keane, "any cheap ones", Hakan Sukur - "anyone with his ability to miss easy chances would fit right in at Forest"

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Yellow (4 votes).

Other suggestions: Harmless, Aspiring, Moose, Toast, Mystifying, Alright

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 10
Milk, one Sugar 9
Coffee 3
Milk, too much sugar 3
As it comes 1
Black 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0
None 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Irving Scholar (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Dale Winton, David Platt, Ramon Vega, Ted McMinn, Bill Gates, Pierre Van Hooijdonk, Joao Havelange

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
85% say NO (3rd most Prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
38% worldly-wise (16th most widely travelled supporters)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
48% say YES to cake (11th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
78% approve of Custard (3rd highest approval rating).