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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Derby County
Census
The results of a survey of 21 Rams fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 11
Playoffs: 8
Top half: 1
Middle: 1
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
4th (3rd most Confident supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : NA)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1	Derby		-	-	-
2	Ipswich		12	0	12
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3	Preston		4	0	4
4	Coventry	3	1	2
5	Burnley		2	0	2
 	Norwich		2	0	2
 	Rotherham	2	0	2
 	Sheffield Utd	2	0	2
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9	Bradford City	2	1	1
10	Portsmouth	1	0	1
  	Watford		1	0	1
12	Brighton	2	2	0
  	Stoke City	2	2	0
14	Crystal Palace	1	1	0
  	Reading		1	1	0
16	Gillingham	0	0	0
  	Sheffield Weds	0	0	0
  	Walsall		0	0	0
19	Wimblestein	1	2	-1
20	Grimsby		0	1	-1
21	Wolves		2	6	-4
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22	Millwall	0	5	-5
23	Leicester	0	14	-14
24	Nottm Forest	0	24	-24
	
	

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (22% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Daryll Powell (30% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Russell HOULT
2 - François GRENET
3 - Graham HARBEY
4 - Darryl POWELL
5 - Bjorn Otto BRAGSTAD
6 - Floyd STREETE
7 - Paul EMSON
8 - Deon BURTON
9 - Mikkel BECK (Capt)
10- Mauricio SOLIS
11- Nick PICKERING

Nominated Hornets: Steve Cherry (3 votes), Charlie Palmer (2 votes), Martin Kuhl (2 votes)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
33.1 (11th most early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 19
ITV 1
Other 1
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Andy Townsend (45% of those who expressed a preference)

The Derbyest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (6 votes)

Other suggestions: Marc Wilmots, Joseph Yobo, Ahn Jung-Hwan

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Yellow / Crap (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Hymenopteran, Etonistic, Mundane

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 8
Milk, one Sugar 5
Coffee 3
None 2
Milk, too much sugar 2
Black 1
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Margaret Thatcher (2 votes).

Other suggestions: Robert Maxwell, Tim Henman, Jean Marc Bosman, Tommy Smith, Alan Parry, "Fill a double decker bus full of Forest fans, shoot the driver and watch it plummet over a cliff"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
86% say NO (2nd most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
52% worldly-wise (8th most widely-travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
43% say YES to cake (17th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
70% approve of Custard (11th highest approval rating).