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02/03: Preview: Burnley
Census
The results of a survey of 14 Clarets fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 1
Playoffs: 5
Top half: 6
Middle: 1
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
7th (10th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 7th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like? (Last season's position in brackets)


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Burnley		-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		6	1	5
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3  (4)	Wolves		3	0	3
4  (-)	Stoke City	3	1	2
5  (-)	Derby		2	0	2
   (8)	Norwich		2	0	2
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7  (-)	Leicester	1	0	1
   (6)	Rotherham	1	0	1
9  (2)	Coventry	1	1	0
   (18)	Gillingham	1	1	0
11 (13)	Nottm Forest	0	0	0
   (14)	Walsall		0	0	0
13 (-)	Brighton	1	2	-1
   (-)	Reading		1	2	-1
15 (20)	Crystal Palace	0	1	-1
   (11)	Watford		0	1	-1
17 (21)	Preston		2	4	-2
18 (22)	Grimsby		0	2	-2
   (19)	Portsmouth	0	2	-2
   (8)	Sheffield Utd	0	2	-2
   (16)	Sheffield Weds	0	2	-2
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22 (-)	Wimblestein	2	5	-3
23 (14)	Bradford City	0	3	-3
24 (23)	Millwall	0	9	-9

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
David Johnson (92% votes)
(Last Season: Jason Koumas)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Graham Branch (67% votes)
(Last Season: Paul Cook)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Mark KENDALL
2 - Mark MONNINGTON
3 - Ray DEAKIN
4 - Alan HARPER
5 - Steve BLATHERWICK
6 - Lee HOWEY
7 - Brad MAYLETT
8 - David JONES
9 - Ian HELLIWELL
10- Michael WILLIAMS
11- Nick PICKERING (Capt)

Nominated Hornets: None

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
30.5 (17th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 10
ITV 0
Other 3
Didn't Watch 0

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison / Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (each 30% of those who expressed a preference)

The Burnleyest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (3 votes)

Other suggestions: Roberto Carlos, Oliver Kahn, Stig Tofting, Any Korean

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Average (2 votes).

Other suggestions: So-So, Southern, Numptus, Junction

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 6
Milk, one Sugar 3
Coffee 2
Milk, too much sugar 2
None 1
Black 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Graeme Souness (4 votes).

Other suggestions: Graeme Le Saux, Kenny Dalglish, Blackburn Fans, Mark Lawrenson, John Bond

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
71% say NO (13th most Prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
50% worldly-wise (9th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
7% say YES to cake (Least in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
64% approve of Custard (16th highest approval rating).