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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Brighton and Hove Albion
Census
The results of a survey of 30 Seagulls fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 1
Playoffs: 3
Top half: 2
Middle: 9
Bottom half: 15
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
15th (19th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : NA)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1	Brighton	-	-	-
2	Wolves		11	0	11
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3	Ipswich		10	1	9
4	Derby		5	0	5
5	Norwich		4	0	4
6	Rotherham	4	1	3
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7	Coventry	3	0	3
8	Nottm Forest	2	1	1
9	Sheffield Utd	1	0	1
  	Sheffield Weds	1	0	1
  	Watford		1	0	1
  	Burnley		1	0	1
13	Walsall		3	3	0
14	Preston		0	0	0
15	Millwall	3	4	-1
16	Bradford City	1	2	-1
  	Gillingham	1	2	-1
  	Stoke City	1	2	-1
19	Grimsby		1	3	-2
20	Wimblestein	1	5	-4
21	Reading		0	5	-5
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22	Leicester	1	8	-7
23	Portsmouth	1	13	-12
24	Crystal Palace	0	40	-40

	

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Lloyd Owusu (18% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Kerry Mayo (29% votes)
(Last Season: NA)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Nicky RUST (Capt)
2 - Peter SMITH
3 - Kerry MAYO
4 - Jason PEAKE
5 - Steve FOSTER
6 - Ashley NEAL
7 - David LEE
8 - Richard TILTMAN
9 - Mark FARRINGTON
10- Dale JASPER
11- Simon BARNES

Nominated Hornets: Jamie Moralee (1 vote), Mark Morris (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
28.4 (19th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 24
ITV 0
Other 2
Didn't Watch 2

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Barry Venison (30% of those who expressed a preference)

The Brightonest World Cup Star :
Ronaldo (8 votes) - "similar composure and ability to our Bob"

Other suggestions: Francesco Totti, Alliou Cissť, Junichi Inamoto, Hassan Sas

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Boring / Average / Yellow (each 2 votes).

Other suggestions: Huge Allotments, Anonymous, Quiet, Odd, Silly

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 9
Milk, one Sugar 6
None 6
Coffee 4
Milk, too much sugar 2
Black 0
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Bill Archer (8 votes).

Other suggestions: Scott McGleish, Mariah Carey, David Bellotti, Sam Hammam, "The chairman of Reading FC for playing silly buggers with our ticket allocation last year ".

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
59% say NO (19th most Prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
76% worldly-wise (2nd most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
48% say YES to cake (9th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
69% approve of Custard (12th highest approval rating).