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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
01/02: Preview: Crewe Alexandra
Census
The results of a survey of 25 Crewe fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 0
Playoffs: 3
Top half: 11
Middle: 7
Bottom half: 1
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
11(19th most confident fans)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


                        UP    DOWN    TRIP    TOTAL
1	Crewe		 -	 -	 -	  - 
2	Coventry	 4	 1	 0	  3
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3	Preston		 3	 0	 0  	  3
4	Barnsley	 2	 0	 0	  2
5	N Forest	 1	 0	 0	  1
 	Sheff W		 1	 0	 0	  1
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7	WBA		 0	 0	 0	  0
 	Wolves		 0	 0	 0	  0
9	Watford		 1	 1	 1	  0
10	Portsmouth	 0	 0	 2	  0
11	Wimbledon	 2	 3	 3	 -1
12	Rotherham	 0	 2	 0	 -2
  	Bradford	 0	 2	 0	 -2
  	Sheff U		 0	 2	 0	 -2
15	Grimsby		 3	 5	 2	 -2
16	Burnley		 0	 3	 1	 -3
17	Gillingham	 0	 3	 2	 -3
  	Birmingham	 0	 3	 2	 -3
19	Norwich		 0	 4	 1	 -4
20	Cry.Palace	 0	 5	 1	 -5
21	Man City	 3	 9	 0	 -6
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22	Walsall		 0	 6	 0	 -6
23	Stockport	 1	 7	 1	 -6
24	Millwall	 0	10	 3 	-10


Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Wayne Collins (28% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Neil Sorvel (53% votes)

What is the club's all-time best eleven?
1 - Jason KEARTON
2 - Rob JONES
3 - Shaun SMITH
4 - Neil LENNON
5 - Steve MACAULEY
6 - Dave WALTON
7 - Danny MURPHY
8 - Dele ADEBOLA
9 - Dean ASHTON (Capt)
10- David PLATT
11- Seth JOHNSON

Nominated Hornets: None

Other stuff

Who is your favourite Slater?
Zoe: 7
Who?: 6
Kat: 6
Little Mo: 2
Big Mo: 1
Stuart: 0
Lynn: 0

Do you like aubergines?
22.7% say YES to aubergines (19th highest in Div 1)

Mean pie consumption
10.32 pies/season (7th highest in Div 1)

Living room tidiness rating:
39.8% (22nd tidiest in Div 1)

Is summer a good thing?
66.7% say YES to summer (15th highest in Div 1)

Is cricket a good thing?
57.1% say YES to cricket (13th highest in Div 1)