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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
01/02: Preview: Burnley
Census
The results of a survey of 21 Burnley fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 1
Playoffs: 9
Top half: 10
Middle: 1
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
7 (13th most confident fans)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


                        UP    DOWN    TRIP    TOTAL
1	Burnley		 -	 -	 -	  -
2	Coventry	 5	 0	 0	  5
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3	WBA		 2	 0	 0	  2
4	Crewe		 1	 0	 0	  1
 	Wolves		 1	 0	 0	  1
6	Rotherham	 3	 2	 1	  1
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7	Wimbledon	 2	 1	 1	  1
8	Barnsley	 0	 0	 0	  0
 	Norwich		 0	 0	 0	  0
  	Sheff U		 0	 0	 0	  0
11	Watford		 0	 0	 1	  0
12	Man City	 4	 5	 0	 -1
13	N Forest	 1	 2	 0	 -1
14	Bradford	 0	 1	 0	 -1
  	Walsall		 0	 1	 0	 -1
16	Sheff W		 0	 1	 1	 -1
17	Birmingham	 0	 2	 1	 -2
18	Gillingham	 1	 3	 2	 -2
19	Portsmouth	 0	 2	 5	 -2
20	Cry.Palace	 0	 6	 0	 -6
21	Preston		 2	10	 0	 -8
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22	Grimsby		 0	 8	 4	 -8
23	Millwall	 0	 9	 2	 -9
24	Stockport	 0	13	 2	-13

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Jason Koumas (16% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Paul Cook (57% votes)

What is the club's all-time best eleven?
1 - Alan STEVENSON
2 - Keith NEWTON
3 - Alex ELDER
4 - Martin DOBSON
5 - Steve DAVIS (Capt)
6 - Ian COX
7 - Glenn LITTLE
8 - Ray POINTER
9 - Andy PAYTON
10- Jimmy McILROY
11- Leighton JAMES

Nominated Hornets: None

Other stuff

Who is your favourite Slater?
Who?: 10
Kat: 3
Zoe: 3
Stuart: 2
Little Mo: 1
Big Mo: 0
Lynn: 0

Do you like aubergines?
36.8% say YES to aubergines (9th highest in Div 1)

Mean pie consumption
11.12 pies/season (5th highest in Div 1)

Living room tidiness rating:
60.7% (4th tidiest in Div 1)

Is summer a good thing?
90.0% say YES to summer (Highest in Div 1)

Is cricket a good thing?
55.0% say YES to cricket (16th highest in Div 1)