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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
00/01: Season preview:
Wolves: BSaD opinion

Word association*
Seventh (x3); Die; Great expectations- low fulfilment; Loz; M40; Nationwide

Previous encounters
Harry and Harriet's wedding. Bloody hell. And shouting at David Connolly at Molineux before realising it wasn't him. Steve Bull scoring. A lot.

Last season
Seventh. Marvellous. Still, good job they didn't keep that Taylor bloke in charge, else they'd never have made the Premiership...

Next season
Again !
They'll fi-nish se-venth again !
They'll fi-nish se-venth again !
They'll finish seventh again.....

How to annoy a Wolves fan
In the noble art of annoying Wolves fans, I am but a mere apprentice. The master is Mr Loz Blume, my travelling companion from Brighton. It goes something like this:

1. Stride confidently up to your victim (it helps with this bit if you're huge, bald and scary)

2. Before they can say anything, let rip: "SO, THE GREATEST MANAGER IN HISTORY GETS YOU INTO THE PLAYOFFS BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, SO YOU SACK HIM AND GET IN MARK McGHEE, SPEND LOADS OF MONEY AND GO NOWHERE. TAYLOR COMES BACK TO WATFORD, GETS TWO SUCCESSIVE PROMOTIONS, WHILE YOU FINISH SEVENTH FOR ALL ETERNITY...
HOW DO YOU FEEL?"

3. For maximum effect, stride away before they can say anything.

* A unique experiment, featuring instant reactions from BSaD pundits to the mention of the club's name.